From the outside - an Orthodox Jew, from the inside - a Kofer
כִּי לֹא מַחְשְׁבוֹתַי מַחְשְׁבוֹתֵיכֶם, וְלֹא דַרְכֵיכֶם דְּרָכָי
Huh! There I was thinking that the common ground was the Paris Hilton home sex videos. Who knew???
It surely adds meaning to the title 'United We Stand'! :P
LOVE IT! Too true. :-)
QY: Feel free to think up some good ones of your own!